Cheeseburgers. Dear Apollo’s shiny ass!  I love me some cheeseburgers.  Yes, I realize I am wearing a “meat without feet” t-shirt; but the truth is, I just thought the shirt was funny.  I’m not that fond of seafood.  Ahhh, the duality of humankind, eh?  I like some types and some ways of preparing it; but I’m [...]

Ah yes… Battlefield Earth.  Long the bane and whipping boy of bloggers, moviephiles, people with taste and so on and so forth.  Yes, yes, I’ve heard your arguments and your oh-so-clever verbal/written ass beatings on this poor flick; but I’m here to tell you… This movie was NOT that damn bad! First off, it’s got some [...]

R.E.M.  What the heck are you cats smoking, man?  I’ve read the back story ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_the_Frequency,_Kenneth%3F ) and it STILL doesn’t make any damn sense!!! Okay, before I’m the victim of nerd rage and comment saber rattling; let me (nearly) first say that I absolutely LOVE this song, okay?  It’s lyrically awesome and it just rocks [...]

Screw your coffee!  How do you take your cream? I take mine daily and I like it sour, snarky and utterly too impressed with itself.  Hell yeah.  I LOVE that blog! The Nashville Cream is the local indie music blog which is run by writers of our local indie paper.  I don’t know the politics, I don’t [...]

Damn, I love Shubb capos!  Now I normally never really flag wave for anybody–except me, of course–but you’ll come to learn that I love it when a company not only does what they say they will do; but when they especially when they excel! I have a Shubb deluxe capo and a couple originals.  Jeff Peterson [...]

www.justinguitar.com What a great site!  I picked up several great strength/agility builders from this cat. Justin Sandercoe is his name and he has really done a fantastic job on his site.  The beautiful part is that the brother kept his lessons free.  Now he’s built a bit of an adoring empire that worship his every lesson. This being [...]

What the hell is it with voice mail?  People are weird with voice mail.  They either leave messages that are WAY too long ( like me!) or they’re petrified to the very core of their being to leave even just their names!  I mean, people will actually get pissy with you if you try to [...]

When I put down the bottle, I realized there was a guitar in my hands and it had never left the whole time.  I was just fooling myself–I’d never be able to do anything but music; and more importantly, to try anything else was killing me.